Managers

Cybersecurity engineer by day, Nittany Lion for life, and a Dolphins fan who still bleeds aqua and orange. Off the clock you’ll find him gaming, playing sand volleyball, golfing, or logging miles and lifting weights at the gym — with eyes on becoming a Hyrox athlete. Favorite player? Dan Marino. Obviously.

All-time

32-25

Win%

56.1%

Points

6,389.64

Seasons

4

Formerly: King of the Hill · Tua Deez Nuts · Wolder Jits

Addictions counselor by trade, offensive line coach by calling, and a Steelers lifer through and through. Married, trench-minded, and currently riding with Zach Frazier as his favorite player — because of course the OL coach is all-in on the big guys up front.

All-time

24-33

Win%

42.1%

Points

5,826.64

Seasons

4

Formerly: Hurts so Good

Sells insurance by day, plays mediocre beach volleyball whenever he can, and drinks enough Surfsides to keep them in business. Rock-hard Steelers fan whose favorite player is Miles Killebrew — because, like him, he puts the special in special teams.

All-time

30-27

Win%

52.6%

Points

6,213.98

Seasons

4

Formerly: CeeDee’s Nuts

Better known as Murph, Mark, or Smarkle — a gun violence survivor who spends most days as a Human Resources Manager in the automotive industry, then clocks out to recently married life with two young jits. Golf and hockey fanatic who rides with the Steelers and any Ohio State WR in the NFL. O-H!

All-time

23-19

Win%

54.8%

Points

6,169.08

Seasons

3

Formerly: Steeler Virginity

Jersey born and raised, boyfriend of Samuel’s BFF Sydney, and somehow still finding time to sweat every line. Works for Coke, loves a good sports gamble, rides with the Jets, and keeps Lamar Jackson as his favorite player — because chaos is a lifestyle.

All-time

10-4

Win%

71.4%

Points

2,285.62

Seasons

1

Formerly: Puka and Friends

When he’s not grinding the waiver wire, he’s on a volleyball court — too many nights a week, by his own admission. Days are for selling leads to insurance agents; weekends are Black and Gold. Engaged, loud for the Steelers, and still hunting that first Guardians banner.

All-time

18-24

Win%

42.9%

Points

5,680.98

Seasons

3

Formerly: Hock N Cock Massages · Make-A-Wish

Gym rat living the St. Pete life — mortgage loan officer by day, beach volleyball when the weather (and the joints) cooperate. Steelers for life, and riding with DK Metcalf this season… assuming he stays off the suspension list long enough to matter.

All-time

27-30

Win%

47.4%

Points

5,750.3

Seasons

4

Formerly: Shirts vs Skins

Blurb coming soon. Send Samuel a sentence and it goes here.

All-time

32-25

Win%

56.1%

Points

6,189.64

Seasons

4

Blurb coming soon. Send Samuel a sentence and it goes here.

All-time

35-22

Win%

61.4%

Points

6,489.16

Seasons

4

Formerly: Operation Opp

Jack of all trades, master of none — and currently back in school stacking the next skill tree. Afraid of commitment like the plague. Favorite team is his fantasy team, favorite player is Beast Mode, and the vibes are exactly what you’d expect from that combo.

All-time

27-30

Win%

47.4%

Points

6,108.16

Seasons

4

Formerly: The Jackson 11 · Wake and Baker

On a permanent pursuit of greatness — finance by day, chaos by draft night. Bleeds orange and black for the Bengals, rides with Joe Burrow like it’s a personality trait, and somehow always looks like he’s one waiver claim away from destiny. Who’s gonna carry the boats? This franchise. Brother of the Commish.

All-time

8-7

Win%

53.3%

Points

0

Seasons

1

Junior at the University of South Carolina studying Supply Chain Ops and Finance — and somehow still finding time to argue kickers in the group chat. Steelers through and through, with Chris Boswell as his guy. Trust the leg. Brother of the Commish.

All-time

30-27

Win%

52.6%

Points

5,884.42

Seasons

4

Formerly: Amon Top of the World · Kareem Abdul Ja’Maar